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The Terrible Melange

by A Silly Little Time

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1.
Ave pater, I'm in trouble, what have I become I used to be a legionary now I’m underneath her thumb I bled for roman glory, conquered kingdoms north and south But I’m getting awfully worried 'cuz my heart is in her mouth I’ve shaken hands with Caesar and I crossed the Rubicon I’ve earned my laurels three times over from the wars I’ve won But I’d throw it all away in honor of my Gothic dove She’s got me where she wants me and she’s getting all my love I’ve told myself I’d stay away from Gothic girls before It turns out what they say is true regarding love and war But cupid got his arrow lodged there right between my eyes My head was in the clouds but now it’s cradled by her thighs The senate thinks I’m crazy and the consul calls me blind The citizens all shake their heads and say I’ve lost my mind But for all the gold in Rome I wouldn’t leave my Gothic dove We live our simple lives together sharing all our love Gimme all your love Oh she got me where she wants me (gimme all your love) Oh you know you do, you do, you do, you do baby (gimme all your love) Gimme all your love, baby (gimme all your love)
2.
Mycophobia 02:45
You seem like a fun guy, my friend Here, have a Pall-mall You’re so tired of playing pretend Well, aren’t we all There’s this place I found a while back Come sink your teeth in Where the soil is fertile and black Fun guy, you’re chosen No light reaches down here below That’s where we’ll go Perfect for a fun guy to thrive Do you feel alive yet Don’t resist the fungal power, it’s coming on so strong Just lose that mycophobia and we’ll all get along Feel it creeping under your nails And up through your fingers Shooting through your vessels and veins The pain shouldn’t linger Hyphae grasping for something to eat Now isn’t that neat Feast with all the fun guys and gals We’re your new pals now The toadstools love their drinking games And morels moralize Once you live the mushroom way You’ll see with different eyes Yellow, brown and white and green Every shade and hue Sizes, shapes you’ve never seen That’s mycelium for you
3.
Stay inside and keep your head down Don’t open the door for anyone I’ll be back before the sun goes down The water’s gone and the food’s run out Don’t look back, just reload again They’re asleep for a little while Don’t be fooled if they call your name They're not human anymore She licks blood from her fingertips Watching us with those lovely eyes Bodies writhe underneath her feet Feeding time is near again Rise up from your dreamless sleep Pray my soul’s not yours to keep If you die before you wake Cross your heart with hawthorn stake Rise up from your dreamless sleep Pray my soul’s not yours to keep Rise up from your dreamless sleep Pray my soul’s not yours to keep
4.
Juneaux 03:41
Mine, goddess divine Without compare, without compunction Let me come inside your holy circle And let your sacred cycle serve as my unction Trine, goddess of mine One part of me, two of your blessing Aren’t I raised above the other faithful Wouldn’t I be wasteful to resist your caressing Are we not entwined in this, a furtive little dance What if we were open and we left it all to chance What if you and I were left up to our own devices What crisis is this that we’re courting Sweet is the fruit from your orchard Weighty are the gifts that you’ve lavished unto me Your alabaster belly is my church The holiest of holies that ever I will see Blithe, supple and lithe Steel within silk, cream laced with whiskey Haughty and as nimble as a spider, With a sting inside her, waiting to kiss me Shorn, Juno reborn Naked and ripe, white and becoming Lips and bodies clasping one another in Rhythm of the other, feel our hearts thrumming Womanly and supine, pendulous and prone Let my body service you as altar and as throne Masculine and feminine united ever more From strength will flourish tenderness as never felt before Sweet is the fruit from your orchard Weighty are the gifts that you’ve lavished unto me Your alabaster belly is my church The holiest of holies that ever I will see Sweet is the fruit from your orchard Weighty are the grapes that I’ve eaten off the vine Sublime, goddess of mine
5.
You little rascal, you get outta my yard, ya hear? You chicken eatin' bastard, crawlin' in the bush You'll get what's comin' to ya when the shove becomes a push Scratchin' in the dirt with your tail between your legs I'll teach a mighty lesson to ya, stealin' all my eggs, yeah Well your beady little eyes and your ratty little feet I've never had the chance to taste a-raccoon meat, yeah Singin' woah Oh you chicken-eatin' bastard, lyin' in the gutter I wonder how you'd taste a-fried up with some butter (wolf whistle) Singin' woah My, you taste dee-licious
6.
Haruspex 03:32
I have seen my blood congeal in the strangest of patterns I divine the real and false from the shape of its splatter Underneath the moon my knife is a crescent of silver Flashing in the dark with prophecies to deliver In the crimson blood that swirls and writhes in the gutter I have seen the men and wives that lay with another I have seen the knife concealed in the sleeve of a brother I have seen the poison flow from the breast of a mother All the terrible things I see While practicing haruspicy What has been and what may be It takes the breath right out of me I have seen my corpse defiled in the cruelest of manners I have tasted blood of foes congealed on our banners Now I dream of Gods, alive and great in their hating In between the stars they slumber, patiently waiting Thinner has grown this veil of light That shields us from the hateful night Doing what man expects of me In practicing haruspicy I am a man so small and frail I will not go beyond the veil Of what may and cannot be This terrible haruspicy
7.
Duchess of the Moon Duchess of the Moon Duchess of the Moon Duchess of the Moon I’m in love with such a lady she’s weird and wild and crazy She’s my heart and soul and I would never change a thing She lives inside a silver spoon 'cuz she’s the duchess of the moon A royal regal lady and I’m gonna be her king She rides a magic flying carpet always keeps her nails so sharp She doesn’t cast a shadow and she’s over eight feet tall Her lips are red as cherries cuz she only eats moonberries and they Stain her fingers pink but I don’t really mind at all Duchess of the Moon Duchess of the Moon Duchess of the Moon Duchess of the Moon We’re movin’ and we’re groovin’ to the music of the firmament It’s permanent, this union, we’ll be married in July The caterers are paid for; we’ll have French-fried moon potatoes And a lunar duck so succulent it might just make you cry We’ll honeymoon on Pluto and we’ll have to get real blotto cuz it’s Freezing in the evenings no matter how you dress We’ll spend a week on Charon with her parents, overbearing as they are They seem to like me which is pretty nice, I guess
8.
Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths Enwrought with gold and silver light All the blue and the dim and the dark cloths of night (and the light, and the half-light) I would lay those cloths beneath your feet Yet I, being poor, have only my dreams I would lay my dreams beneath your feet Tread softly because you tread on my dreams
9.
In the dark and dormant valley In the grip of deepest winter Did I walk all by my lonesome Sheltered by the grey above Traveled far and wandered wide from Empty desert, summer vineyards But in ice and silent snow I Saw my one and truest love Though the years have tossed and turned me Like a ship on wildest ocean Golden hair and scarlet lips From my dreams of long ago My lips frozen, almost numb I spoke her name and she did motion Beckoned for me to come closer Through the banks of fallen snow She was not as I remembered Though her beauty was unearthly Silver coins replaced her eyes and Her skin was cold as clay In my longing I’d forgotten What had happened since we parted We were promised to be married Like a fool I turned away In her grief she found an ash tree Tall as heaven, limbs of iron There she hung as the church bells chimed It should have been our wedding day Oh my dearest, my beloved I am sorry for my cruelty Icy fingers ‘round my throat And my penance will be made As my vision dimmed and narrowed And my life’s blood streamed in rivers Consecration of our union With my one and truest love In the dark and dormant valley In the grip of deepest winter Do I walk with my beloved Sheltered by the grey above
10.
Rest upon my head a crown of holly Lay a bough of pine beneath my feet Cherish every sadness, every folly And keep the home fires burning til we meet Bathe me in the stream beside the meadow Where we fell in love midsummer’s eve Braid your hair with roses and black velvet Sew a crimson thread upon my sleeve I will wait forever for you, darling I have gone to dream in endless sleep Hear my laughter in the song of starlings Feel my tender kiss upon your cheek Lay forget-me-nots upon my headstone Take the children to my resting place Sing the songs I taught you in the meadow Let the lovely tears caress your face On my head is still the crown of holly Boughs of pine still lay beneath my feet Grief would be such sadness and such folly Knowing that again we both will meet
11.
Lear 03:16
I will go and stand before the lightning The thunder doesn’t frighten me It reminds me what it’s like to be A king again, the head of a headless nation I raised this city from the ground And I’ll do what it takes to keep it up somehow Are my sins so great to earn damnation Fathers earn their daughters’ scorn And sons to take their place are never born Tell me where it all went wrong and please choose carefully The hurricane has stole my crown, but I’m still a king you see My darling daughters hate me and they left me here to die So bow your head or you may see a foolish old man cry Kings are not immune from retribution I stand upon a promontory To tell indifferent gods my story This heavy heart is far too great a burden All my hatred washed away I turn to meet the breaking day reborn Am I forgiven Am I forgiven Am I forgiven
12.
Come round the fire from whenever you roam You wanderer, brigand, far flung from your home Come heed my advice and partake of this poem Of the song of the Mari Lwyd She glides through the forest, as silent as night Wrapped in a death shroud, so ghostly and white Her face is all bone but her eyes are still bright The dead eyes of the Mari Lwyd The cold of the winter, the ice and the snow She’ll pay no mind to the cold winds that blow She’ll gallop on just like the mounts long ago The tireless Mari Lwyd She may come to your hearth and demand entrance there And ask you the riddles that she has prepared Oh, woe unto you who shall take on the dare Put forth by the Mari Lwyd You wanderer, wanderer, so far from home Take this song with you wherever you roam No matter your fear, just remember this poem Beware of the Mari Lwyd
13.
In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved, and now we lie In Flanders fields. Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields. John McCrae: 1872-1918

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This is album, as denoted by its title, is a mix of all manner of music. Traditional a cappella arrangements, synth-heavy tracks, folk-style storytelling and more. Please enjoy.

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released May 1, 2023

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Guitar, manufactured by Martin
Guitar, manufactured by Cort
Balalaika
10" tambourine
Antique sleigh bells
Roland Juno-D Keyboard
Male voice

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A Silly Little Time

Just having a silly little time.
Primarily a singer, but other things as need be.
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